Wierd! Man Arrested After Trying To Have S*x With ATM

A man was arrested Friday night after he tried to have s*x with an ATM and a picnic table at a local bar, according to an arrest report from the Murfreesboro Police Department, Tennessee, USA.

49-year-old Lonnie J. Hutton was charged with public intoxication around 9:30 Friday night following an incident at a bar, Officer Michael Rickard reported.

“Mr. Hutton entered the bar and walked to the ATM. Once at the ATM, Mr. Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his private parts, Mr. Hutton then attempted to have s*xual intercourse with the ATM,” Rickard said.


The suspect then walked around the bar wearing no pants while he thrust his hips in the air, witnesses told the officer.

Bar staff then escorted Hutton outside, Rickard said.

“Once outside Mr. Hutton again exposed himself and (attempted to) engaged in s*xual intercourse with the wooden picnic table,” Rickard said.

The officer said Hutton appeared intoxicated and smelled of alcohol.

Hutton was transported to the Rutherford County Adult Detention Center where he is being held on $250 bond. He is scheduled to appear July 1 in General Sessions Court.