Thursday, September 15, 2016

South African Universities Introduces Witchcraft Study Into It's CURRICULUM


Reports reaching us have confirmed that plans have been concluded by The South African ministry of education to include the study of witch craft as a degree awarding course in the curriculum of South African universities from 2018.

According to Blade Nzimande, South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, who announced this weird development, He confirmed the reports while speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university admission seekers to consider studying Witchcraft, he further said;


“There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket and on magic carpets and brooms. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.”

The announcement was met with boos and jeers from the jam-packed auditorium, many of whom had gone to the meeting hoping that the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming academic year. The minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers with huge incentives from the government.

He also invited witches from across neighbouring countries, promising them permanent residency permits, saying;

“I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”,

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